Cheesy joke thread. come on everyone contribute!

[marnold***]

Obligatory Monty Python joke. I'll apologize in advance. Pes and Shred, please leave the room.







They gone?





Good.





"I'm tired of all this sex on the television. I mean . . . I keep falling off!"

[Katastrophe]

Obligatory Monty Python joke. I'll apologize in advance. Pes and Shred, please leave the room.







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Good.





"I'm tired of all this sex on the television. I mean . . . I keep falling off!"

That's it... I hereby officially ask to be included as a member of your congregation Rev... Do you do sermons on the Web?:

[luvmyshiner]

That's it... I hereby officially ask to be included as a member of your congregation Rev... Do you do sermons on the Web?:

And can I drink a beer while I'm watching them?

[bigoldron]

That's it... I hereby officially ask to be included as a member of your congregation Rev... Do you do sermons on the Web?:

Hey, I'll play in your online praise band! Krashpad may want to join us too!

[luvmyshiner]

This one may be a little much, but it made me laugh (and my brother put it on the announcement board in his church).



If it's inappropriate y'all let me know and I'll voluntarily remove it.

[Spudman***]

How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.


How do you cook toilet paper?
Brown on one side and toss it in the pot.


What's green and red and goes 50 mph?
Frog in a blender.


What's green on the inside and white on the outside and hops?
A frog sandwich.

[Ch0jin]

This one may be a little much, but it made me laugh (and my brother put it on the announcement board in his church).



If it's inappropriate y'all let me know and I'll voluntarily remove it.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That was great.

My old man was a carpenter so I shot that over to him as well.

[oldguy]

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'

He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.

'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats'

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

'And by the way, ' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'

[warren0728]

^^ now that's funny....i don't care who you are! ^^