Are YOU a guitar contrarian???

[Brian Krashpad]

The flat foot floogie with the floy floy,
The flat foot floogie with the floy floy,
The flat foot floogie with the floy floy,
Floy doy, floy doy, floy doy, floy doy.

When you're feeling low down,
And don't know what to do,
Have yourself a hoedown
Here's the dance to do

The flat foot floogie with the floy floy,
The flat foot floogie with the floy floy,
The flat foot floogie with the floy floy,
Floy doy, floy doy, floy doy, floy doy.

The only reason I know the saying "flat as a floogie" is that I heard Curly say it in a Three Stooges short once. Have no idea what a floogie is or was.