Good - I play with a lot of feel and I'm good at bending notes and wringing sound from the guitar. I have good timing and I'm equally at home playing both rhythm and leads. I have a good ear. I have a great live sound and top notch gear.

Bad - sometimes I suck at playing descending scales with any sort of speed or flair. I tend to get heavy handed at times.

Ugly - my knowledge of music theory can fill a thimble.