Maybe this has been brought up before, and forgive me if it has. I was too lazy to check.

What is it about Texas that produces so many killer guitarists? Is it the water down there or something? How many great Texan guitarists can you name? I won't bother, I'll leave that to you folks, but there's a metric buttload to be sure.

Some of my closest friends are Texans (or, to be concise, former Texans, if such a thing exists). Maybe if I moved there, my guitar playing would improve...