Turns out that my sweetie is only three-people removed from two (fairly to very) well-known rock musicians...

And they happen to play nearby next month... Hmm (scratches head)
We have tickets for the fairly-well known act already.

About the very famous one, we knew about the connection in detail (long-time band member), and there were some vague prospects..

Fact is, spouse is retiring from a long career of hard work in the field of child protection services, and it would be way cool if something unusual happened..