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    A fair day riddle or two is good for the mind and soul. How about we share some good riddles? I'll start off with this one:

    How come manhole covers are made circular?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    How come manhole covers are made circular?
    so the cover doesn't accidently fall through the hole like a sided cover would....
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    Quote Originally Posted by warren0728
    so the cover doesn't accidently fall through the hole like a sided cover would....
    Correct... it's the only geometrical shape which cannot fall in upon itself... or something like that.
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    What is it that is as big as yourself (sometimes even bigger) yet it weighs nothing? The answer is not my veins!
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    Here's a tricky one - what can be considered being the longest word in the English language?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    What is it that is as big as yourself (sometimes even bigger) yet it weighs nothing? The answer is not my veins!
    That would be you shadow

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    I am not alive, yet watch how I thrive.
    Do not come too near or I will eat you my dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    Here's a tricky one - what can be considered being the longest word in the English language?
    disestablismentarianism?

    supercalifragilisticexpialadocious?

    I'm not sure!
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    Well, how about "smiles" - there is a mile between the first and last letter!

    haha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    Well, how about "smiles" - there is a mile between the first and last letter!

    haha!
    Lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    Well, how about "smiles" - there is a mile between the first and last letter!

    haha!

    Now that's funny! That's something I'll have to tell Older Kid Kat. She'll get a kick out of it.
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    What kind of cereal does the Snowman eat for breakfast?
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    How far off am I by guessing Snow Flakes?
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    Close, but the answer is Kellog's Frosted Flakes.
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    Whats the difference between a bull and a symphonic orchestra?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSwede
    Whats the difference between a bull and a symphonic orchestra?
    SS...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katastrophe
    disestablismentarianism?
    Actually, I believe that the longest non-technical word in English is antidisestablishmentarianism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Algonquin
    SS...

    Please??


    - The bull has the horns up front and the a$$hole in the back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by marnold
    Actually, I believe that the longest non-technical word in English is antidisestablishmentarianism.

    That's what I was thinking of! Thanks, marnold.

    I was close!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    Here's a tricky one - what can be considered being the longest word in the English language?
    A grade 2 student would like say 'longest'
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