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    I hope nobody posted this one.
    A guy finally saves up enough money to buy a Super Bowl Ticket. He heads out to the game and finds his seat. He sits down and he sees an empty seat and a guy sitting on the other side. He turns to the guy and says "wow an empty seat at the Super Bowl. " The guy turns to him with a sad look and says yes that was is my wife's seat. We never missed a game in 25 years. And she passed away. The first guy gives his condolences and sits back. it really bugs him that the guy would keep an empty seat, so he blurts out. Couldn't you give the seat to one of your friends or relatives.
    The second guys says No they are all at the funeral!
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    Did you hear about the computer programmer who starved to death in the
    shower? The shampoo directions said, "Wash, rinse, repeat."

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    Quote Originally Posted by poodlesrule View Post
    Did you hear about the computer programmer who starved to death in the
    shower? The shampoo directions said, "Wash, rinse, repeat."
    Nice. That's worth at least a chuckle.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spudman
    Does anyone read the original post?
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