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  1. March 10th, 2008, 08:35 AM #1
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    Seeing Katastrophe's post reminded me of a joke.

    Do you know what the definition of "catastrophe" is? It's the award for the kitten with the nicest buns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marnold
    Do you know what the definition of "catastrophe" is? It's the award for the kitten with the nicest buns.
    This from a man of the cloth?!? I'm shocked....shocked, I tell you!!

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  3. March 10th, 2008, 09:30 AM #3
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    marnold if you lived closer to me i might start going to church!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marnold View Post
    Seeing Katastrophe's post reminded me of a joke.

    Do you know what the definition of "catastrophe" is? It's the award for the kitten with the nicest buns.
    I'm lost.


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