I guess Harleys etc. divide opinions pretty sharply. I've never had a motorcycle although I have a bike driving licence, and at 40 it'd be a hard call if I did - would I want to look like some dude in a very deep midlife crisis trying to escape growing old, or someone who's never made it there or grown out of the Power Rangers phase - tough call...I guess I'd rather stick with cars entirely, bikes are for the young...just would look plain wrong if I rode a bike methinks.
Then again, many might say there's no place in rock music for people past 30 either...so to each their own.
But as for the OP, the only cleaning products I've ever used on guitars have been Gibson fretboard oil for rosewoods - bought a small bottle in '92 and it's still more than half full - and I have sometimes used Johnson Pled furniture polish spray to lightly sweep them if I've put them on sale.
But as a rule, I never clean my guitars except the neck/fretboard, or worry about their battle scars...they're just cool and make the guitar look real and well used and loved.
Dee
"When life's a biatch, be a horny dog"
Amps: Marshall JVM 410H w/ Plexi Cap mod, Choke Mod & Negative Feedback Removal mod, 4x12", Behringer GMX110, Amplitube 3/StealthPedal
Half a dozen custom built/bastardized guitars all with EMG's, mostly 85's, Ibanez Artwood acoustic & Yamaha SGR bass, Epiphone Prophecy SG, Vox Wah, Pitchblack tuner plus assorted pedals, rack gear etc. for home studio use.