I'm late to this one. Here goes...
11 electrics
1 electric bass
3 violins
1 crumhorn (markb, call me...)
1 bowed psaltery
5 amps
2 drum machines
2 multi-effects units
8 pedals
assorted sound manipulators/synthesizers
Plus tons of recording gear, hardware and software.
Thinking to sell off a couple of guitars soon though. Just not enough time in this life to make use of everything I have.
I never really sell my gear though so we'll see how it goes...